Feq's(Funny Engineerng Questions)

Q. What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A. Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets

Q. How many chemical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one. I hold on to the light bulb and the world revolves around me!

Q. When talking to an engineer, how can you tell an extroverted one from an introverted one?

A. An extroverted engineer will look at your shoes rather than their own when talking to you!

The graduate with a Science degree asks,

"Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q. : What is the difference between hardware and software?
A: Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

Q) Heard what their calling the PENTIUM replacement chip?
A) The Repentium.